Today the instructor was explaining an oddity of the product... He began a small rant... Then ran to the dry erase board grabbed a marker... took the cap off... took a big sniff and stated: "I get it now!!! I have the marker of wisdom".
The instructor of the training class I am in this week just got bonus points. We have some... well... untalented people in the class (Read: Idiots). And one of them asked a question... His response was classic.
"Look in the Book of Duh, Chapter You"
I shall now go back to drinking Coffee and waiting for them to get to the stuff I need to know