The things I do with my time....
Romano:
He's a ugly bastard with a dick!
Here, let's hit him hard with a brick
(Tony: O-oh gee...!)
His face is hidden with a mask
His ass is huge like a big flask
With an ugly suit on all the time
Beneath a gross bow tie and slime
And in his mouth tons of sharp teeth
And he'll strangle you with a wreath
His eyes are black
His tongue is blue
I swear that all I tell you is not made up
Big Brother!
All: Big Brother!
Romano: Big Brother!
All: Big Brother
Oh no!
Greece: But, Romano, what does Big Brother do?
All: Yes, Romano, what does Big Brother do?
Romano: Dammit, what does Big Brother do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking and now I will tell you
He sneaks into your bathroom and he uses your only toothbrush!
All: Big Brother, Big Brother! We don't like Big Brother!
Romano: When you're alone and it's fucking dark, he steals the stupid nightlight!
All: Big Brother! Big Brother! We're afraid of Big Brother.
Romano: He shits in the sink, he throws cars in the sun, he uses your socks to wipe his huge fat ass!
All: Big Brother's the one who's been throwing cars in the sun!
Greece: Tell us more 'bout what Big Brother does
Monkey Bars: Yes more 'bout what Big Brother does
Romano: More 'bout what Big Brother does? Dammit, why don't you think of stuff?
Monkey Bars: Maybe he bathes in snails and slime
Romano: Yea, sure, whatever, that's fine.
Swing: I bet he's the reason Slide's dick is gone
Romano: That's not bad you bastard, dammit, go on!
Slide: He eats up your chocolate
And try t'say sorry with a bullet
Greece: He flips your tables!
Monkey Bars: He breaks your back!
Chibitalia: He eats babies as a midnight snack!
Swing: He made my chain get all tangled.
Greece: He makes you feel all choked and strangled!
Monkey Bars: He breaks your bars!
Slide: A-and gives you scars!
Chibitalia: He'll steal all your pasta!
Swing: He screams that he's gotcha!
Greece: He punches your face.
Slide: He'll take your place!
Monkey Bars: He squishes your pets
Chibitalia: He sweats and sweats!
Romano: And now will you listen to my threats?!*
All: Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother. Oh Noooooo!
Slide: Oh wait
Maybe this is what we can do
We'll find things Big Brother's partial to
Greece: Like tables
Chibitalia: And pasta
Monkey Bars: And cars
Romano: And shit
Slide: U-ummm, yea, anything Big Brother smashes to bits
Then we gotta dig a huge, huge hole and put some stuff inside of it
Wh-when he jumps in, he can't get out!
Romano: Dammit, listen to Tony, she's got it, no doubt!
Big Brother !
All: Big Brother !
Romano: Big Brother !
All: Big Brother !
Romano: What are you standing around for, go and grab some shit!
All: Big Brother ! Big Brother ! We're gonna catch Big Brother !
Romano: We'll save the whole damn meme by keeping him in a pit!*
All: Big Brother ! Big Brother ! We'll save everybody here!
We gotta catch him, now's the time!
Romano: We'll make him pay for his crimes!
All: We'll fight to the death if we gotta so let's hope everything goes well so
We'll be back soon!
Romano: To the death?
All: Back soon!
Romano: I-I don't wanna fucking die!
All: Back soon!
Romano: Dammit, where are you all going?! Wait for me!
He's a ugly bastard with a dick!
Here, let's hit him hard with a brick
(Tony: O-oh gee...!)
His face is hidden with a mask
His ass is huge like a big flask
With an ugly suit on all the time
Beneath a gross bow tie and slime
And in his mouth tons of sharp teeth
And he'll strangle you with a wreath
His eyes are black
His tongue is blue
I swear that all I tell you is not made up
Big Brother!
All: Big Brother!
Romano: Big Brother!
All: Big Brother
Oh no!
Greece: But, Romano, what does Big Brother do?
All: Yes, Romano, what does Big Brother do?
Romano: Dammit, what does Big Brother do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking and now I will tell you
He sneaks into your bathroom and he uses your only toothbrush!
All: Big Brother, Big Brother! We don't like Big Brother!
Romano: When you're alone and it's fucking dark, he steals the stupid nightlight!
All: Big Brother! Big Brother! We're afraid of Big Brother.
Romano: He shits in the sink, he throws cars in the sun, he uses your socks to wipe his huge fat ass!
All: Big Brother's the one who's been throwing cars in the sun!
Greece: Tell us more 'bout what Big Brother does
Monkey Bars: Yes more 'bout what Big Brother does
Romano: More 'bout what Big Brother does? Dammit, why don't you think of stuff?
Monkey Bars: Maybe he bathes in snails and slime
Romano: Yea, sure, whatever, that's fine.
Swing: I bet he's the reason Slide's dick is gone
Romano: That's not bad you bastard, dammit, go on!
Slide: He eats up your chocolate
And try t'say sorry with a bullet
Greece: He flips your tables!
Monkey Bars: He breaks your back!
Chibitalia: He eats babies as a midnight snack!
Swing: He made my chain get all tangled.
Greece: He makes you feel all choked and strangled!
Monkey Bars: He breaks your bars!
Slide: A-and gives you scars!
Chibitalia: He'll steal all your pasta!
Swing: He screams that he's gotcha!
Greece: He punches your face.
Slide: He'll take your place!
Monkey Bars: He squishes your pets
Chibitalia: He sweats and sweats!
Romano: And now will you listen to my threats?!*
All: Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother. Oh Noooooo!
Slide: Oh wait
Maybe this is what we can do
We'll find things Big Brother's partial to
Greece: Like tables
Chibitalia: And pasta
Monkey Bars: And cars
Romano: And shit
Slide: U-ummm, yea, anything Big Brother smashes to bits
Then we gotta dig a huge, huge hole and put some stuff inside of it
Wh-when he jumps in, he can't get out!
Romano: Dammit, listen to Tony, she's got it, no doubt!
Big Brother !
All: Big Brother !
Romano: Big Brother !
All: Big Brother !
Romano: What are you standing around for, go and grab some shit!
All: Big Brother ! Big Brother ! We're gonna catch Big Brother !
Romano: We'll save the whole damn meme by keeping him in a pit!*
All: Big Brother ! Big Brother ! We'll save everybody here!
We gotta catch him, now's the time!
Romano: We'll make him pay for his crimes!
All: We'll fight to the death if we gotta so let's hope everything goes well so
We'll be back soon!
Romano: To the death?
All: Back soon!
Romano: I-I don't wanna fucking die!
All: Back soon!
Romano: Dammit, where are you all going?! Wait for me!