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[turkituck]

Twas the night before Xmas
And in our marriage bed
Thick clouds of egg farts
Hung over our heads
My husband loves egg nog,
and I like them deviled
So between the two of us,
I'm glad the house wasn't leveled!

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[theidolhands]

This most excellent post deserved a comment. Wa-lah, I have just found this community.