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[tooblekane]

I was just walking Jude a little bit ago, and he was doing his normal retarded routine to avoid actually taking a shit. He'll sit by the door and whine and whine and whine about every 6 hours or so, but once we go out he's like "Gotta shit gotta shit gotta sh--A LIZARD! GET THE FUCKIN LIZA--TREE! PEE ON THE TREE! OH YOU FUCKIN TREE TAKE THA--

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[slidewithme]

nicholas and i are both in fucking tears reading this, that was great.