Hacking up pieces of my broken lung

[toobusytopost]

I am sick. Bah.

On the plus side, I can do a killer 'Satine' impression from 'Moulin Rouge.'

SATINE: "Oh Christian..::hackcoughcoughcoughgaghack::...tell our story Christian...::hackcoughcoughgagchokegasphackDIES::...

CHRISTIAN: "...damn..."

Comments

[mordororbust]

Wait, what? No! I don't watch that part of the movie anymore! That does not exist!

Do not be sick, Cindy! Rebel!

[loonylupinlover]

But if that part doesn't exist then Christian doesn't cry and sob and make you want to just wrap your arms around him and stroke his hair and tell him that, well, no, it's not going to be okay, but you're there to help him anyway because he is a poor sad angsty w00bie!

[toobusytopost]

w00bie Christian...awwww...

I defy the sickness! Sickness be gone! ::coughs violently::

Dammit.

[mordororbust]

I prefer happy non-wife-beater-wearing-and-clean-shaven-Christian-who-is-happy-and-sings! You shall overcome!