scratchrising represent
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are ONE COOL MOTHERFUCKER. Currently EIGHTEEN GOING ON NINETEEN, you have been a member of the insurgent organization SCRATCH for about THREE YEARS now. Unlike your BEST FRIEND SLASH LEADER NUMERO UNO, you DON'T DENY the fact you're pretty much a RAGTAG GROUP OF TERRORISTS. Seriously, you TERRORIZE SHINRA on a daily basis. It makes you TERRORISTS, whether he likes it or not.
MOST PEOPLE know that, for FIVE YEARS prior to the CREATION OF SCRATCH, you were alternating between BLOWING UP and STEALING SHINRA'S SHIT with your OLDER BROTHER. SOME PEOPLE are aware that BRO is an AWOL SOLDIER that REBELLED AGAINST the mega-company, and that you were previously a member of the MIDDLE CLASS. ALMOST NO ONE knows that you were actually BORN IN THE SLUMS and lived there until YOUR PARENTS DIED and BRO JOINED SOLDIER. NOT EVEN BRO knows that you've been TURNING TROLL for a while now, but it's GETTING HARDER TO HIDE.
You SPECIALIZE in BLADED WEAPONS, though prefer SWORDS most of all, and are a MASTER OF FREE RUNNING and STEALTH. You're also PRETTY AWESOME at PICKING LOCKS and MAKING HOMEMADE BOMBS, if you do say so yourself.
Your CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND is JOHN EGBERT, and your MOIRAIL is his TWIN SISTER, JADE. After that, things get KIND OF COMPLICATED. Your SORT OF KINDA KISMESIS is the LEADER NUMERO DOS, KARKAT VANTAS. You get along with THE REST OF THE TEAM well enough, especially THE GIRLS, but you pretty much HATE ONE OF THEM, and wind up GETTING INTO FIGHTS with her A LOT. It's WAY TOO MUCH HATE for a proper KISMESISSITUDE (THANKFULLY, because she is a MIDGET BITCH).
You AREN'T going to POSE AS A TEAM, because THAT IS STUPID, EGBERT.
MOST PEOPLE know that, for FIVE YEARS prior to the CREATION OF SCRATCH, you were alternating between BLOWING UP and STEALING SHINRA'S SHIT with your OLDER BROTHER. SOME PEOPLE are aware that BRO is an AWOL SOLDIER that REBELLED AGAINST the mega-company, and that you were previously a member of the MIDDLE CLASS. ALMOST NO ONE knows that you were actually BORN IN THE SLUMS and lived there until YOUR PARENTS DIED and BRO JOINED SOLDIER. NOT EVEN BRO knows that you've been TURNING TROLL for a while now, but it's GETTING HARDER TO HIDE.
You SPECIALIZE in BLADED WEAPONS, though prefer SWORDS most of all, and are a MASTER OF FREE RUNNING and STEALTH. You're also PRETTY AWESOME at PICKING LOCKS and MAKING HOMEMADE BOMBS, if you do say so yourself.
Your CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND is JOHN EGBERT, and your MOIRAIL is his TWIN SISTER, JADE. After that, things get KIND OF COMPLICATED. Your SORT OF KINDA KISMESIS is the LEADER NUMERO DOS, KARKAT VANTAS. You get along with THE REST OF THE TEAM well enough, especially THE GIRLS, but you pretty much HATE ONE OF THEM, and wind up GETTING INTO FIGHTS with her A LOT. It's WAY TOO MUCH HATE for a proper KISMESISSITUDE (THANKFULLY, because she is a MIDGET BITCH).
You AREN'T going to POSE AS A TEAM, because THAT IS STUPID, EGBERT.