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[toodie]

So, I was looking at past entries today (as I sit here at work) and I was cracking up. I used to say the most random shit on this site and those really were the days. It's time to bring them back. So, which of these is true

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[mountain_dew_me]

This is too easy:

1 - Used to be true. Now you mastrubate to ValJean licking Adam's wanker.

2 - No you don't. You're too selfish for that.

3 - Only because Adam used to put it in my butt once a week before I moved and he misses it.

4 - Once????

5 - I'm not old!!!!!!!

[toodie]

All of this was uncalled for, O'Dell... I hate you forever now... :-( Son of a...

[killerduk]

whoa-ho, you're a raunchy one!

Although, I'm really not surprised. So there.

I still don't know which is true because I guess each one is equally likely ;)

[toodie]

WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, there is only ONE correct answer!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE, I'M NOT STARTING TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANG YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to put all this on your comment, Carder... :-)

[boopadoop]

Well, I would have to say that you volunteer at the women's shelter...you are too precious of a Puta for anything else. RIGHT?!?!?!

[toodie]

Finally, someone who believes in my goodness... :-) You are correct, Puta...

[boopadoop]

Only a TRUE Puta knows the true essence of a Puta...our inner souls are good, even if we are tramps on the outside.

hmmm

[nerbet]

ITS 5 ... 5 ... THE ANSWER IS 5!!! That's why your breath always stinks!! *mwah*

Re: hmmm

[toodie]

Interesting... You must stick old men's knees in your cooch and that's why IT always stinks... Don't ask how I know that... :-) I love you, whore.

[bpeters]

Think you're clever, don't you Erin? If everyone will look very closely, it's obvious why #2 is the correct answer...

#1: Your dog's hair is so out of control, he can't find his wanker, let alone lick it!

#3: "Once" is the mistake in this answer. And your loose flatulence is a tell-tale sign you've had even bigger objects in there.

#4: "Once" again, trying to throw us by slipping in a number. I mean, it's not like you've been low on money one time in your life! Besides, I alone have loaned you money under those circumstances at least twice.

#5: Although nearly the same texture as a 70 year old man's scrotum, their knees are not what you like to knaw.

SO, while not initially the most likely answer, #2 would have to be the least incorrect.