The first rule of Fight Club is....

[toofingerdoc]

Well, i guess i got the shit beat out of me on Saturday night after bar close. From what i was told, a couple guys walked up to Joe and i and just started pounding on us. i don't remember any of it because i got a concussion. Joe doesn't remember it because, well, Joe gets really drunk from time to time. i remember walking out of the bar at bar

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[ruggerrabbit]

joe gets really drunk from time to time? How dare you sully my good name with such wild and untruthful accusations. i am insulted and furious.... oh and by the way i seem to have lost my shoes last night while drinking, might you have seen them??

[toofingerdoc]

i think i saw you put them in the microwave after you puked on them.

[3rd_planet]

you got the shit kicked out of you?!?!?! what the fuck
im guessing you are okay because youre actually typing out an update. but i am now incredibly worried and disgusted at the human race.

[toofingerdoc]

Yeah, why werent you there to have my back? i bet you would have brought the pain-train to those two fucks. Turns out, i'm definately not a very good fighter. Hopefully i'm a better lover.

[lil_punkin]

God damnit, Jordan! Everytime I turn around, it's something else! I should never have left Mqt! I'm not there to protect you anymore! Are you ok?!?! OMG!!! Now I need to come and visit and make sure you are all in one piece! Holy shit!