wow mike vinson, you know damn well that i have ADD yet you insist on taking advantage of it for your own little paper football game pleasures during english class and made me completely lose focus and i had no idea how to play the grammar/vocab/people yelling game. Good think i got mad at you and didnt talk to you for like 30 seconds, but then you ( Read more... )

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...but its better if you do."

Closer is a good movie.

Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.

Enough to make you want the spins and the shakes.

And you know what else? Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

sorry for being gross. its just that kind of day.

I hate it when things don't go my way. It ( Read more... )

It's merry making time.

Everybody:

Happy is the new Sad!

Mildly fun thanksgiving vacation. Colorado with my favorite god-family.

Comforting to know that if something should happen to my parents, i would have a wonderful guardian who starts drinking at noon and jumped into my spa, danced around a lot, and proceeded to moon me, my parents, and his ( Read more... )

things have not been good for me.

they havent been for awhile. in fact my life has been straight poo.

Last weekend when we were driving and that bird flew into the windshield, i knew right then that everything would turn to shit. That is complete bad luck. Since then everything has been even more horrible than it was before. HMMMMMMMMMMM.

oh ( Read more... )

There are not many things i can honestly say that i hate. In fact, at the moment i can only think of two: 1. math 2. fucking LAGUNA BEACH.

THERE IS NOTHING I DESPISE MORE THAN THAT SHOW AND EVERY PERSON ON IT.

i have actual fantasies about brutally murdering each one of them in a very vivid, gory fashion. wow. they suck at life.

and i dont ( Read more... )

In your broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs,

can I mix in with your affairs?

share a smoke, make a joke
grasp and reach for a leg of hope

words to memorize, words hypnotize
words make my mouth exercise

words all failed the magic prize
nothing I can say when I’m in your thighs

Mostly when i'm numb ( Read more... )

homecoming was saturday. aint no thing. actually it was rather enjoyable. good people. commendable. really ( Read more... )