Does anyone want to teach me how to drive?

[Blocked from Rick.]

How do you make a Myspace? Or a Facebook? Or a YOUTUBE ACCOUNT?

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I don't know what I should do for the Easter hols. My dad said something about coming to visit, but I don't think that's going to happen.

Mister Han, am I going to be allowed some time off over the holiday?

SO, on Doctor Who they totally have these amazing Scottish ninjas, but I just realised that I've never taken any kind of karate! And putting down "Scottish ninja" on my resume would totally up my sidekick factor, right?

(the following is scribbled out very fiercely in an afterthought.)

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THANK YOU, PATRICIA!!!

AND THANK YOU, SKIP, FOR HELPING SET UP MY-- (large pen streak as her desktop opens up to an array of explicit images.)

( Private to Neverlanders (minus Patricia), plus Quentin. )

RICHARD

(doodled sad face.)

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Hey, whoever you are, what am I going to do with a POOL TOY? Silliest birthday present ever.

Mister Han, do we have a dress code? I hope I can still wear my bee outfit.

WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS?

RICK. RICK. RICK.

WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 8?