Bugs are like bad dates?

Sep 10, 2008 23:27

Dear very large beetle,

I might have liked you, except that your social graces are really lacking. Next time, call before coming over. And you should at least buy a gal a drink before you expect to hang out in her bedroom ( Read more... )

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firynze September 11 2008, 13:04:45 UTC
Oh god, I HATE it when mosquitoes get your foot. SO ITCHY

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tookhernowhere September 12 2008, 00:27:47 UTC
I know! It makes me wonder if there's some deity out there who simply hates everybody who's not a double amputee . . .

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firynze September 12 2008, 14:00:15 UTC
Disturbingly, there probably is...

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neowiccan September 11 2008, 13:50:34 UTC
your letters to stuff make me giggle helplessly!
:DDD
khairete
suz

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tookhernowhere September 12 2008, 00:26:25 UTC
Thanks! It's nice that my venting can amuse. ;)

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