I find it amazing how fast we travel these days. 30 minutes ago I was 200 miles away. Now I'm in a different city, in a place I've never been, with people I've never seen. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if I skipped my connecting flight just to see what happens. On the flight over we had a comedian of a flight attendant. He went through ( Read more... )

Wow. I have to say in the most non-conceited way, this was the best show I have ever had. From start to finish I had the time of my life. I have never felt more comfortable on stage. Usually I am so uptight on stage and just go song to song, but this time I actually TALKED. Woah! I know! Anyways, the show was great but it was the after party ( Read more... )

It ocurred to me tonight that people will not always do the right thing. In fact, more often than not, they will probably do the wrong thing. We truly do live in a world full of liars, cheaters, and theifs. It is a fact that I would like to take for granted and would more than anything love to believe it is not true. Just now I watched someone ( Read more... )

I was at Chili's today when this gem came to me...

I will never understand why at the bottom of the urinal there is a pad that says "Say no to drugs". My guess is if you are taking advice from the bottom of a urinal, it is far too late for you.

Although technically not over, the Weekend of David is basically in the book. Let me be the first (or second, third, etc) to say that it was an incredible time. Wow. I've gotta hand it to the people i spent it with. They really kicked it in to high gear and powered through ( Read more... )

So today I performed the most painfully awkward/lame show I have ever been associated with. Apparently, I did not find out enough specifics before agreeing to play (i.e. is this one of those crazy, new, shows i've heard about that use microphones?). Never once have I thought to myself "Self, what do you think you are going to sing in to?". It ( Read more... )

Chances are that if your Mom (or Dad in this case) goes to college they are in all of my classes. I'm all about highering your education and bettering yourself, but really, it baffels me. What scenario could take place that has landed your 55 year old father in my Intro to Political Science class. Has he reached 55 and decided "you know what, i ( Read more... )

Valentine’s Day: or Why I Hate It ( Read more... )

Drink Up and Gas Up ( Read more... )

So this weekend I headed up to Austin to celebrate Mardi Gras which we all of course know is the celebration of....what the fuck is Mardi Gras a celebration of?!!? I found out that Austin's mardi gras is not, I repeat NOT the mardi gras you see on Girls Gone Wild commercials. I think the penis to vagina ratio was somewhere around 100:.033214. I ( Read more... )