http://www.technologyreview.com/biomedicine/22263/page1/

As Barry Schuler says, if you can make it through the next 20 years, you could be running marathons at 180.

Bartender: You see that documentary on the History Channel about the Holocaust ( Read more... )

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2009/02/awesome-octopi-cephalopods-from-outer.html

I, for one, welcome our cephalopod masters.

It's 40 years into the future, yet I am still in college:

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/01/0126_jessica_simpson.jpg

Am I the only one who can't put away a giant grin after seeing Cheney sitting in the shadows in a wheel chair?

I passed all my classes by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin. Although, I do have a TON of hair on my chin :D

I had a dream I was being eaten alive by a gang of seal pups. And by gang of seal pups, I just don't mean a bunch of little guys who could talk 'n shit, I mean one of them told me to, "sit the fuck down you land going cracker!' It was one of the stranger dreams I've ever had. Not, however, the strangest...

So, while Sheree and I were at school on Tuesday taking a final, Cookie got into our bed room, and ate an entire bowl of cashews (sometime during the late evening). Sometime later while we were at school the next day, Cookie pooped on her dog bed. The poop consisted of no less than 75% partially digested cashew. You could totally see the entire ( Read more... )

I pooped for the first time at CSUEB today, and it was good.

Ezekiel 4:1-15 (New International Version ( Read more... )