1, 2, 3 bend ( Read more... )

so... ross was wearing this red velour sweater. and so was tag. that's why there was a little bit of confusion followed by the big reveal that ross was rachel's baby's daddy ( Read more... )

Just as I was getting out of the shower, the doorbell rang. It was Jessica's package. I ran to the door in my towel and got there just in time. And as I was going back up the steps, my towel started falling off. The package required two hands, the steps were steep. I just had to run for it. I only kind of made it.

Saved by the Bell was written by adults ( Read more... )

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LANDLORDS. Amiright? Amiright?

Key phrases for Punk Rock Etiquette according to Amazon

Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
stage etiquette, band fund, door money, touring bands

Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Oven of Destruction, Putting Out, Shaun Chow, Poor Kid

I got an email recently from a dude who told me that the top navbar thingy on my site was confusing. And now that I look at it, I almost agree. Thoughts? Should I redo the dang thang?

So I put a couple of square Project Wonderful adboxes back on the front page of ilikeapplejuice.com (also located on megustoapplejuice.blogspot.com). The thing I like most about PW is the awesome traffic tracking you get when you have an adbox. And, yeah, I like this approach to advertising ( Read more... )

I was out in the garden, and one of my broccoli plants was leaning over. It has been raining a whole lot, so some plants aren't very secure in their spots. I used a tomato cage to stand it back up, and as I was patting the soil down to make it more firm, I noticed that the heads of broccoli were now crooked because they had angled up when the plant ( Read more... )