George Carlin Is the smartest person in the world.

[tooniceofaguy]

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy

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Howdy Baaaaaaaaaaby

[playful_fox]

I know this guy that makes up awesome quotes like:
"Imagine I'm a fruitfly...to me you're an apple.” And “I'm the Rice Krispies, you're the marshmallows!”
Oh and to top it all off, he’s extremely sexy.

Just wanted to tell you to catch up on your homework because Tuesday after class you’re mine for a few hours. Oh and Thursday after I get out of work at 6 too. The next day I have off is next Sunday

Did I mention that Sunday you’re all mine? No if’s, and’s, or but’s about it.
Unless its your butt in my hands. :o

[theangellilith]

I concur, George Carlin is a wise man. Have you ever read his rant about stuff? A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it. :P