i made my own livejournal band :D

Apr 14, 2008 18:22

livejournal band :D



Sexy Chicks Stats
Formed: 14th April 2008 Split: 27th July 2010 Best Album: ‘Conns Dogfight Ostiary Lupous Foggages’ 7/10 in the NME Best Single: ‘Wingman Ethicals Encomia Bashed Loculate Addax’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th November 2009.) Records Sold: 170,977 in total (75,163 albums, 95,814 singles). Reputation: Obscure Groupies: wondergirlsmn is forever plotting to remove kktsubasa from the band and is currently developing a unique instrument comprised of a dildo with strings attached. It works as well as thewinwin’s pelvis.
Sexy Chicks Member Profiles

tooriginal

tooriginal sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.
kktsubasa

All in all kktsubasa cannot play guitar for shit. Sexy Chicks have to employ the talents of a session musician
to play their lines in the studio. thewinwin

Constantly out of tune and rhythm, thewinwin is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in
the music industry. angelicbetrayal

angelicbetrayal’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
yellowbbang

yellowbbang is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.
Single Releases
# Title Date 17 Lippy Silvics Popishly Jun 2008 19 Zestier Dismally Detrital Orb Saddlery Muntjac Aug 2008 17 Poltroon Sep 2008 75 Envenom Pretor Aliya Galavant Biparted Cytokine Aug 2009 44 Risky Shtick Bearded Sedge Oct 2009 21 Wingman Ethicals Encomia Bashed Loculate Addax Nov 2009
Album Releases
# Title Date 26 Conns Dogfight Ostiary Lupous Foggages Apr 2008 23 Doyennes Bidder Pretreat Jul 2009
northern ireland’s worst

meme

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