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[tooshiny]

fufufufuu. i have befriended the squirrels and they have taught me their squirrely ways. you all are done for now. every last one of you is going down. i will see to it with my army behind me

all i can say is i hope you all don't need to sleep much. kufufufufufu~ keep one eye open tonight.

Comments

[janken_gon]

Squirrels?! Cool. I found a crocodile, I named him Katsu!

[tooshiny]

has he killed anyone yet?

[janken_gon]

I dunno, but I found him gnawing on a femur!

[tooshiny]

how cute.

[greatwhtesqualo]

...

[tooshiny]

what?

[greatwhtesqualo]

The squirrels? That's rather odd, wouldn't you say lass?

[tooshiny]

don't call me lass.

[inyourf_ace]

Squirrel army? Nice!

[tooshiny]

they will help me defeat ev--

.... blueberry..

[inyourf_ace]

Really?

Yes. Nurse Helga says I'm an idiot and I ate all these blueberries and now I'm a giant blue ball.

[tooshiny]

you probably are one.

[doubleppk]

What the hell are squirrely ways?

[tooshiny]

the ways of the squirrels.

[doubleppk]

Eating nuts and climbing tress?

[tooshiny]

no.

[samurai_parfait]

KENTUCKY FRIED SQUIRREL IS THE BEST!