i just ate a bunch of candy.
i was about to post a stupid ass survey but then deemed it stupid ass.
it's nice to see that on the popular intersts page puppies are listed right above jack off jill.
xine will be here in 36 hours . . .

xine will be here in a couple of days! woohoo!! *dances a jig ( Read more... )

i think i drank some mold. now my head hurts. how does one drink mold you ask? well you have a bottle of water that has not been sealed correctly so that mold has been growing around the rim . . . not much mind you, just enough to be visible upon close inspection. great, now mold is going to eat my face and i am going to have a prosthetic nose ( Read more... )

wow. today it actually rained here. it was serious rain too, not this drizzly shit that i have been dealing with for five months. if i was outside, i would actually take my umbrella out (only to have it broken by the wind of course). there was thunder and everything ( Read more... )

i saw a credit card commercial where a monster got sodomized by a pencil. man, i wish i was an ad executive. i could come up with sick shit and sell it to the masses ( Read more... )

i watched a show called "queer as 18th century folk" just now. it was pretty interesting. of course, i am interested in early homosexuality and how it was handled. it seems like it went through stages of being accepted and normal and staged of being absolutely illegal ( Read more... )

i just realized that i really am a child woman. i have the chicken pox to prove it.

so guess what i've got? . . . no, it's not gonorrhea . . . chicken pox! the other pussy sore disease (but this one is for kiddies). i spent the entire day in the hospital. they probed me, did a lot of tests on my heart, made me pee in a cup, took my blood . . . they say "i think you have had the flu for a couple of weeks not." that's not ( Read more... )

my head hurts.

yes, sometimes i take good pictures.


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