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2nd Tooth Lost - Phone/Action

Oct 05, 2011 02:30

[Phone]

So does crazy shit like what happened with the zombies a couple of weeks ago happen here all the time? I mean, I guess I'm used to weirdness and being weird and all that, but zombies are kind of cranking it up a notch, you know?

Also, is there anyway to get rid of the people in my house? They're creeping the piss out of me! I'm pretty ( Read more... )

creepy family, i am a bar tender, !mayfield, frog go squish

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Action; Park ironicjournal October 5 2011, 22:32:10 UTC

[ ...eh. Bro's not gonna knock a guy for stripping in public, whatever. He'll watch events unfold with all his usual skill in passive interest, and speak up once poor mister or missus frog has met an untimely demise. ]

Think that's a strike.

Action; Park toothsnort October 6 2011, 01:41:53 UTC

Oh hey!

[Rittz waves happily at Bro as he knocks some of the bloody pulp off his bat, kicking at it a little.]

Well, actually, it's a 5 point deduction. I don't think there are any versions of Boxer Hockey that use strikes.

Action; Park ironicjournal October 6 2011, 22:28:41 UTC

Boxer Hockey, huh? Sounds like a game worth cheating through.

toothsnort October 6 2011, 22:53:23 UTC

[Just have an odd stare. He really doesn't fully get what you're saying, Bro.]

Huh?

Why would you cheat through it? I mean, if you're gonna cheat you're gonna ruin the sport for you and everyone else. So only a real asshole would do that.

[Like his best friend Skip, though he doesn't know that detail yet.]

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action, park. spiraldoll October 6 2011, 20:53:53 UTC

[[guess who was watching! it's nia, and she... doesn't look all too happy.]] Why are you not wearing clothes?

[[then, a slightly more pressing matter... which is most likely the reason she looks so confused and slightly upset:]] And why did you kill that small creature?

action, park. toothsnort October 6 2011, 21:13:09 UTC

Huh? It's one of the rules for Boxer Hockey.

[C'mon, everyone knows that. It's the biggest sport in the world for God's sake.

He frowns a little at her second question.]

Well, I didn't mean to kill it. Frogs are a lot sturdier where I'm from.

[They're also usually genetically engineered, but he was hoping a normal one could still work.]

spiraldoll October 7 2011, 22:07:18 UTC

Boxer Hockey...? What is Boxer Hockey?

You... You hit frogs at your home? But, what did the frogs do to you?

toothsnort October 9 2011, 17:58:59 UTC

You don't know what Boxer Hockey is?

[Nia, you have just...blown his mind. Utterly. How can you not know what Boxer Hockey is?]

Well, yeah! They're the balls for Boxer Hockey! I mean, they don't mind since it doesn't hurt them. It's just what they're for.

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Action - Park callinblueskies October 18 2011, 07:03:04 UTC

[ Sadly, Rin does not take seeing Rittz killing that defenseless frog kindly, and will be coming over to knock your teeth out. ]

Action - Park toothsnort October 19 2011, 22:48:17 UTC

[Usually, Rittz is pretty agile. But considering he was just practicing, he wasn't really expecting someone to come and beat his face in.

So yeah, he just takes that punch to the face like a champ and down he goes.]

Dude, what?

callinblueskies October 20 2011, 19:11:47 UTC

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[Pointing to the bloody lump of what once was a frog.]

You think it's fun to kill a defenseless animal?! [ Rin grabs Rittz's upper arm and pulls him closer, glaring and ready to punch the other again depending on what he said next.]

toothsnort October 22 2011, 18:11:16 UTC

[Rittz lets the guy grab him without struggling, though he looks a little hurt by the accusation. Boxer Hockey is an inherently physically brutal sport so the violence doesn't really bother him. The accusation that he'd kill a defenseless animal though?]

Dude, calm down. I didn't mean to kill it. I was practicing for Boxer Hockey. I had no clue the frog would die man.

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