i'm listening to all the bands that i used to listen to ( Read more... )

man.
talk about a fatty.

i lost quite a bit of weight a few years back.
then i got an office-sit-on-my-ass-all-day job.
and i fell in love.
sooo . . . i've gained about half of it back.

WHAT A FATTY.

mark my words.
i will lose these wretched pounds.
[just like you tim!]

you skinny bitches have no idea how lucky you are.
blasphemy!

i'm going to be an aunt.
in september.

booyah.
mutha.

i hate spring break.
it's the time when i have the
most homework to do.

can't wait till december.

fockers.

I've joined the ranks of the privaleged ( Read more... )

my life sucks for several reasons right now:

1. International Management
2. Professional Selling
3. Entrepreneurship
4. Production and Operations Management
5. Labor Economics

SUCK.

someone cut a fetus out of its dead mother?!?!?!
what the hell.

and it all happened less than an hour
away from me. good god.

i was going to rant and rave about how
it was shit that manny ramirez won MVP . . .
but i just watched him speak spanish.

now my heart forgives him.

THEN AGAIN - looking at the stats, i got three words fo ya'll:

JOHNNY DAMON MUTHAFUCKA!

ok. so i know i haven't posted in forever ( Read more... )

before you go and get your panties ( Read more... )