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[topaintroses]

Hah! Let me teach you a few things, city!

HOW TO BE GREAT LIKE ALICE B RABBIT
not that anyone can really be as magnificent as me even after this, but I'll allow you to come close to that.

I: Turn Chains into meat gravy! Those monsters will stay down after a good pounding or two. Only chickens run from them, so don't be a chicken.
II: Eat lots

Comments

[barnabasdog]

I like meat. Lots of meat. And gravy!

[existais]

Now we can all be like Alice!

[citadelspirit]

I agree with the third point. Lackeys are quite useful, so long as they don't start thinking that they're clever and spend their time trying in vain to outwit you. One must be careful about one's underlings.

[ooc: the mun agrees with point 2 XD]