We are taking four singletails on the flight to Reno. Thus there will be, so to speak, snakes on a plane.


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Does anyone have any ideas on how to create a functional tenticle rape room?

Just askin'

Its three o’clock in the morning, I can’t sleep, and I’m attempting to watch the 1971 cheesefest “Diamonds are Forever ( Read more... )

I've decided that I like my evil like I like my men.... Defeated.

Not sure how I feel about that.

The end times are approaching, but not in the Katyushas in Megiddo sense.

They are playing light instrumental jazzy musak versions of Leonard Cohen's The Future in the malls, along with instrumental synth-pop versions of AC/DC's Highway to Hell. I turned on the television and found When Surgical Tools Get Left Behind sandwiched between COPS ( Read more... )

I'm stitting in a Starbucks trying to figure out how to connect my Treo cellphone to a pair of wireless headphones ( Read more... )

I headed out to Thompkins park to practice throwing my 8 foot, and discover that the place is infested with burners practicing hula hoops. So I spend a few hours showing the burners, random passers by, and one interested homeless guy how to crack ( Read more... )

I'm beginning to feel that I bear an resemblance to Rowlf from the Muppet show. Hmmm... I think "Doctor Bob" would make a better scene name than "Master Moil", and would involve less circumcision.


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TESFest was absolutely amazing. I met a whole lot of fantastic new people, had some good conversations, and did a whole lot of great scenes. In fact, it makes me question why I bother to have a live journal at all when I am completely unable to capture the weekend ( Read more... )

Is anyone going to TESFest who is looking for a room?

We were originaly going for the cheap Marriot located a few miles away, but decided at the last minute to get a room at the Hilton instead.

Is anyone looking for crashspace? The more the merrier - and the cheaper.