Sixth Journal Entry

[tophatofawesome]

[Backdated to Valentine's Day, after Claire chokes]

I knew there was something suspicious about those candies. After what this place has put us through, I thought they'd do something to interfere with the holiday. I found myself acting odd after I'd eaten one, and it seems I wasn't alone.

...Claire nearly choked to death on one.I can't force

Comments

[weaponsparked]

... Is she all right?

[tophatofawesome]

I got it out of her in time, so... I hope so.

[weaponsparked]

So she's... not dead?

[tophatofawesome]

She's alive, yes. Which I'm very thankful for. I... if she died, I don't know what I would have done.

[bbsatbyrobots]

But...I-I ate some and I'm perfectly fine!

[tophatofawesome]

You're quite sure? What exactly did you eat, dear?

[bbsatbyrobots]

The little hearts.

[tophatofawesome]

Well, don't you think anyone else has been acting strange?

[bluecapboy]

[The candy seems to be wearing off very slowly, at least enough that he's pretty ashamed of his recent public phone post. But at the mention of Claire, he pushes his humiliation aside.]

...She what?

I am getting so many candy ads in my gmail because of this post you have no idea

[tophatofawesome]

She choked on one. I managed to get it out of her before any real damage could be done, I think, but... the danger was still there.

pffft well it could be worse I guess

[bluecapboy]

[Oh no. It wasn't from his card, was it? But he had a problem with some of the candy earlier too.]

...Was it green?

lol

[tophatofawesome]

I didn't pay much attention to the color, I'm afraid.

[a_gentle_boy]

I-I've got some experience. The green ones make you choke. The white ones make you want to kiss the next person you see. The p-pink ones, um. Make you fall in love.

[tophatofawesome]

...You had to find that out the hard way, didn't you? I'm sorry for that. But thank you for the information.

[a_gentle_boy]

a-also the purple ones make you speak funny and do stupid things to find the love of your love

[tophatofawesome]

[Poor thing, so cute.]

Alright. You've gotten rid of any you can find, right? We don't want other people stumbling upon them and eating them by accident.

[artwithknives]

You sure that just wasn't an accident?

[tophatofawesome]

I might be jumping at shadows, but I still think it's very odd how the candies just appeared there. The drone girl in my house certainly doesn't have enough pocket money to have bought this much.

[artwithknives]

The same thing happened on Thanksgiving.

[tophatofawesome]

Ah, yes, I suppose... but no one was acting too strangely that day, were they? I only ate one, but I still think it affected me.