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topher_marlowe

Things I Hate

May 26, 2005 21:35

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Comments 38

jim_uncooped May 27 2005, 04:47:57 UTC

Oh you should do cheer squad! It's totally not as bad as other sports, we have a good time. WOrk hard and play hard, LOL!

You'd be the only other boy on the squad so we'd be shoulder to shoulder all the time. I could really use you! Just sayin.

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 04:49:48 UTC

... Cheer squad.. So I don't actually have any physical exertion.. OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER. SIGN ME UP NOW.

jim_uncooped May 27 2005, 04:53:32 UTC

It's harder work than you would think. Have you seen these shoulders recently? No really: *flex*

But you are sooo signed up now--no backing out!!! Hahaha!

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 04:56:34 UTC

But not as hard as like, football. Which is bad because all those guys are using steriods and THAT'S HORRIBLE.

You don't use STERIOIDS on the cheer squad.. DO YOU?!

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__shakespeare May 27 2005, 04:56:33 UTC

I don't even remember what it is that I'm supposed to have started. Then again, I'm not nearly as obsessive about things as you are.

You would really benefit from some ADD medication, I think.

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 04:57:39 UTC

You would really benefit from some ASSHOLE medication, I think.

You know what you started. You know how you started it.

DON'T PLAY STUPID

__shakespeare May 27 2005, 05:16:38 UTC

Are you still hung up about that time I borrowed your comic books in grade 7? Is that what this is about?

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 05:20:02 UTC

HUNG UP? HUNG UP OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!

BORROWED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES. THAT TIME YOU STOLE ALL MY ISSUES OF THE FLASH and ALL THE JLA ISSUES WITH BOOSTER AND THE BEETLE AND NEVER GAVE THEM BACK AND YES I GUESS I AM A LITTLE UPSET.*

* fyi- understatement

Thread 14

playful_jane May 27 2005, 05:14:24 UTC

Topher! I'm so happy your back online! I hardly ever see you around school.

Have you any gossip? I'm writing trying to write a column.

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 05:20:50 UTC

... I have notes on people. But I get paid for taking them. Are you willing to cough up for what I know?

playful_jane May 27 2005, 05:23:02 UTC

How much is it? And I might know it already, so perhaps you could consider that?

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 05:28:35 UTC

$100 a tip

Thread 5

mad_byron May 27 2005, 05:15:13 UTC

Oh Marlowe. You know I am always concerned to hear your plights, which never seem to end.

You have a very high energy level, but I believe you have always found healthy outlets for it. You'll be happy to know that Bill shall be wearing a corset soon enough and you can take pictures. I hope you enjoy cheer squad...don't let anyone drop you, I wouldn't want to see you hurt (Bill would gloat).

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 05:21:38 UTC

I totally WON'T be dropped. James is like, really awesome at cheer. He won't let me be dropped.

playful_jane May 27 2005, 05:25:53 UTC

Won't you be picking up the cheerleaders?

You didn't sign up merely to look up their skirts, did you? I think they wear special clothes for that.

topher_marlowe May 27 2005, 05:29:39 UTC

... No, just for the lack of um.. sports prowess?

Thread 8

francie_hodgson May 27 2005, 06:34:47 UTC

Hey, Topher, this is Francie. We haven't met, but I'm on the cheer squad and Jim Cooper said you're going to be, too. That is so great! I'm really excited because with two guys we can do some great routines! Yeah!