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Dana did this, and I'm waiting to see if they call me in to work...so I'll do it too.
1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What is it?
Hootie McBoob McGayGay...that was easy
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
Who are they?
I'm copying Dana with Angelina...and River Phoenix yeow!
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Kitties Killed Paul
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?
The tatoo Scud had that says " You're my bitch now"
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture.
As torture oh that's easy Celine Dion's My Heart Will go on. She who is not to be named used to play it and sing to it so much that it WAS a form of torture.
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Florida
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
Canada...so I can say "eh" and watch Degrassi and Instant Star ALL the time
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Holy Crap don't let me choose.
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you chose?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:
Flamingo, butterfly, Manatee ( MANATEES ROCK!)
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
5 was the best year of my life, I was a Ninja Turtle for halloween and I had a TMNT birthday party...oh and we went to Disney World for the first time.
12. Which would you least like to relive?
This last year
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
lol. This was a great Sig book question that someone asked. I said the 80's just so I could wear leg warmers and not look ridiculous for the times.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.:
skydiving. I'm less afraid of heights than closed spaces
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
John Lennon. Guys who love peace turn me on.
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
THE ONE WHERE YOU SHOP in a grocery store. It looks like crazy fun.
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Um. I'm not good with names, one benfitting AIDS research or fighting world hunger.
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
chemistry, it's like nails on a chalk board
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Yeah. 100 million dollars could help more people than 30 years extra of life for me, plus I could buy everyone those ponies I've been promising for years now. Besides I'm probably going to die earlier. I have a suicide pact with the manatees, if they go, I go.
1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What is it?
Hootie McBoob McGayGay...that was easy
2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
Who are they?
I'm copying Dana with Angelina...and River Phoenix yeow!
3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Kitties Killed Paul
4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?
The tatoo Scud had that says " You're my bitch now"
5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture.
As torture oh that's easy Celine Dion's My Heart Will go on. She who is not to be named used to play it and sing to it so much that it WAS a form of torture.
6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Florida
7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
Canada...so I can say "eh" and watch Degrassi and Instant Star ALL the time
8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
Holy Crap don't let me choose.
9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you chose?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?:
Flamingo, butterfly, Manatee ( MANATEES ROCK!)
11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
5 was the best year of my life, I was a Ninja Turtle for halloween and I had a TMNT birthday party...oh and we went to Disney World for the first time.
12. Which would you least like to relive?
This last year
13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
lol. This was a great Sig book question that someone asked. I said the 80's just so I could wear leg warmers and not look ridiculous for the times.
14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.:
skydiving. I'm less afraid of heights than closed spaces
15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
John Lennon. Guys who love peace turn me on.
16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
THE ONE WHERE YOU SHOP in a grocery store. It looks like crazy fun.
17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Um. I'm not good with names, one benfitting AIDS research or fighting world hunger.
18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
chemistry, it's like nails on a chalk board
19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
Yeah. 100 million dollars could help more people than 30 years extra of life for me, plus I could buy everyone those ponies I've been promising for years now. Besides I'm probably going to die earlier. I have a suicide pact with the manatees, if they go, I go.