so, i'm definitely going to be one of the retards who gets all teary-eyed at commencement.

God it hurts to watch them flirt.
But that's just how she acts with friends.

A hardening but necessary reminder. I am not her boyfriend.

so, bit of backtracking here, probably not kevin's fault the tires are bald, it's the damn suspension's, because camber is hella off.
soo..
jumping to conclusions about kevin (balls)
having my negative conclusions be shown to be wrong (cool) (defnitely not sex in this case)
smoky chipotle sauce (eh.)

didn't go to first period (sex)
had to take retarded life fitness scantron test (balls)
completely rocked retarded life fitness scantron test (sex)
cleaned 155lb twice and a half (sex)
benched 155lb once but with relative ease (sex)
thought about curling 155lb but then decided not to break self (eh.incline pressed 155lb, difficult but successful ( Read more... )

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so, i'm really hungry, and, i can't stop drooling

i hate the dentist i hate the dentist i hate the dentist i hate the dentist i hate the dentist i love the sun but god damn do i hate the dentist
and his fucking nurse Betty
dumb bat must have stabbed me half a dozen times with that stupid air sucker thingy, one time i almost choked on it

it's amazing how much music affects me. bach and beethoven make me feel sophisticated and help me think. enya and pachelbel relax me and unplug all my stresses and worries. linkin park drives me to shatter my limits. andrew wk makes me smile. cold makes me bitter and hard. the postal service helps me lay back and roll with anything thrown. jimmy ( Read more... )

this morning in english i discovered that a book given to me by Bob Haertig - a stunningly beautiful book of black-and-white photographs by Josef Scaylea - had been ruined by water damage and my backpack.

i guess now i'll know not to leave things in the car over the weekend.

nose: tophyr
elbow: tophyr
tongue: tophyr
chin:tophyr
feet: tophyr
eyes closed and one finger: tophyr
back of my hand: tophyr
palm: tophyr
mouse: tophyr
wrist: tophyr

my keyboard tastes gross.