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[the following is the actual article about him]
WATANUKI IS A PIMP!
Yes, that's right, our very own Watanuki Kimihiro is a grade-A pimp. Just look at all the ladies he can get!
Classmates!
Young girls!
Dead girls!
His own boss!
Creepy twins!
And even the guys want him!
He's so pimp that he can even get a threesome if he wants it!
So watch out, young men and women of the city! Watanuki might just sweep you off your feet! Provided he doesn't make an ass of himself first.
[the next part is his response to the article]
THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES!
WATANUKI IS A PIMP!
Yes, that's right, our very own Watanuki Kimihiro is a grade-A pimp. Just look at all the ladies he can get!
Classmates!
Young girls!
Dead girls!
His own boss!
Creepy twins!
And even the guys want him!
He's so pimp that he can even get a threesome if he wants it!
So watch out, young men and women of the city! Watanuki might just sweep you off your feet! Provided he doesn't make an ass of himself first.
[the next part is his response to the article]
THIS ARTICLE IS FULL OF LIES!