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[topsoldier_zack]

Okay, I'm bored, so it's time for~

The Kink Meme!

Here's how it works. Comment with a pairing, prompt, and rating. Then others will reply to it. Pretty simple, right? Now get to it, guys!

Anon commenting is on.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Pairing: My fist/Kimbley's face
Prompt: Me kicking Kimbley's ass
Rating: Everything

[sexy_and_skorty]

You couldn't win against him if your disgusting brother's life depended on it.

[upyourscolonel]

Oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

I could try.

[sexy_and_skorty]

And fail.

[anonymous]

Pairing: Ed/Lina
Prompt: Hatesex. Actually, hate-anything.
Rating: Any.

[upyourscolonel]

NO.

[fireball_bitch]

NO.

[sexy_and_skorty]

But Edward isn't a woman.

[fireball_bitch]

Pairing: Ed/Two Dongs
Prompt: OM NOM NOM
Rating: D for EDWARD SUCKS DONGS.

[upyourscolonel]

FUCK OFF I HATE YOU

[anonymous]

Pairing: Envy/himself
Prompt: "I'm so perfect I can only love me."
Rating: Any

[sexy_and_skorty]

That wouldn't be new.

[fireball_bitch]

Envy stood in front of the mirror, admiring his lithe form and distinct lack of a penis despite claiming to be a boy and his long, grungy, dirty hair that probably carried more diseases than a North African rat

[sexy_and_skorty]

You aren't creative enough.

[anonymous]

Pairing: Bart/Kamina
Prompt: chains and whips
Rating: Any

[yggdrasillove]

DIE

[anonymous]

No.

[rorofightdapowa]

FUCK YOU.