Death of America

[topum]

I did not read the news for a while and today I heard that Nicki Minaj literally killed everyone in America. I understand she did it by tweeting something about testicles. Oh man, who would have thought that this is how one of humanity's greatest empires would come to an end? I am also mad that I missed it. I got off Twitter for a week and missed

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[eyelid]

I survived by avoiding ever listening to nicki Minaj in any way

[topum]

I am afraid that means that you never really were an American. And btw, you missed a lot. Her lyrics are really thought-provoking and a revolution in art. My favorite is this:

"You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)"

So when Nicki speaks we should all listen.

[nick_101]

I'm still alive. Marked safe from Nicki's lies.

[topum]

I am very sorry in advance but I am sure that you understand that I must ask this given the circumstances, how are your testicles?

[wantedonvoyage]

Me and the boys are okay.

[topum]

Stay safe, man. Twitter is a dangerous place these days.

[sleepybadger]

As I have no testicles, I am all good.

[topum]

I got to give Nicki props for her commitment to testicular health.

[christalin80]

Still here, nursing a broken arm.

[topum]

Oh I am sorry to hear that you broke your arm. Get well soon.

[christalin80]

Thanks, it's going to take 3 months, hopefully no longer. Been only 2 weeks since surgery.