[The Pokegear switches on video and the first image is a giant black frog hat with huge eyes. The image shifts to show a boy with a deadpanned expression and strange tattoos under his eyes staring at it before turning his attention to the feed.]Okay. First thing's first. Anyone want an ugly useless hat? Or have a Pokemon that knows ember or
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...But if you wanna burn it, I have a fire-type with me. [Ages away.] But I'm gonna be the champ, not you.
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And nope. Sorry, I claimed it.
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I was here first! I've been here for a few months.
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Don't care, it's mine.
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[Taking note of the Abra] Ooooh! I haven't seen one like that yet! Um... I don't have any cool name suggestions either. I have a Rattata called Ratman and and a Zubatthing called ZuZu so...
Oh! [She knocks on her head lightly in a "I'm dumb" gesture]
I'm Yuffie.
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Ah. So you're really uncreative then. Mm. Yeah, I know a bit. I used to play my gameboy a lot a few years back when I had nothing better to do. But I don't know this place, it's kinda weird. But oh well.
[He gives a bit of a shrug, not really caring anymore.]
Guess I could name him by his color or something. Amber's a cool name. But I'm pretty sure it's a boy, so that might not work. Gold sounds kinda dumb.
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[You know it's the best nickname ever.]
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Hi Boss. No, I don't think that's a good name for him. Because if I listened to you then that's what all of them would be named. You should probably get a little more creative too.
[A short pause.]
You never played Pokemon as a kid, did you?
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No.
[Wait. Pokémon is a game now?]
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Ah. I guess you don't know. This place is pretty different, but it's still kind of the same. It's a gameboy game I used to play a few years back. You had to go around and collect all one hundred and fifty Pokemon and get all eight gym badges and beat the Elite Four to prove you're badass. After that you could still play, but that was really just time to be bored and try to get all of them.
[A pause as he looks off screen for a moment before looking back.]
But this place is different. I don't recognize anything on the map and there's Pokemon that weren't part of the ones in the game. But some of them are, like this little guy I have.
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