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[tor_say_ugg]

Having a job doesn't change much. It solves one problem and exacerbates another. I'm earning money. This is good. I'm stuck in Sterling for at least six months in order to ensure that this job will increase my resume. This is bad. Oh well, I shouldn't kid myself into thinking I'd actually be leaving soon. I've done it before and it's

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[cinnamon876]

no.

haha

[tor_say_ugg]

Bitch!

...Love you!

[erebusrat]

In Soviet Russia, joke stand on you!
In Soviet Russia, parenthetical clause use you!
In Soviet Russia, I would be funny...you!

[tor_say_ugg]

That last one is flawless.

[guremegami]

I haven't seen you in person in a while but I say go for it, what do you have to lose?

[tor_say_ugg]

I would say my dignity... but that bread has gone stale. See what that was?! More English jokes! Based around the ambiguity of consequential metaphor! Hahahaha!

[vampymaus]

Well, you make me laugh a lot. I would totally try to go if you give it a shot somewhere. Unless you wouldn't want people you know. Then I would have to get a costume and stuff so that I could sneak in. Oooo...that could be fun!

[tor_say_ugg]

I'm planning on calling me show "Ed Wastes an Hour of Your Time;" regardless of the length of the set.

[machaon2]

With an English degree, you can be a world traveler... expenses paid by your employer.... your employer being travelocity, hotels.com, etc. They fly you out to the country, you write a review for the hotel, you get paid. Sweet life huh? Look it up! Its great!

[tor_say_ugg]

That would actually be really pimpin'. I'd have to call everyone "stewardess" even if they're male and not on a plane. (Note the clever usage of that contraction: I couldn't decide on "they are" or "they were" so I hid my indecision and allowed you to supplant your own choice. I would rock an English degree!) Though, calling everyone "stewardess" would be a little bit John Candy in Stripes. Hilarious.

[cinnamon876]

hey i got one of those (a stewardess, not an English degree... )