Russian Pizza

Dec 15, 2017 07:29

Ees byootiful story. Werry good ending.

In Soviet Russia, Accent Speaks You!

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thewayne December 23 2017, 16:57:08 UTC
That is brilliant!

I once tortured some kids with a Russian name. I was working at a chess tournament, the U.S. Closed: it's an invitational of the best players in the USA and the winner represents the USA in international competition. I was a photographer and gopher. The last game was over, everyone was gone, and I was closing down the playing hall for the night. Two kids were at a board playing "at" chess, not making correct moves, they clearly didn't know how to play. I told them that I needed to lock up the room and that they had to leave, they begged for five more minutes. I told them OK, if they could answer one question. They said OK. I told them to pronounce a name, and held up one of the player's name plates: Roman Dzindzichashvili.

The last name is pronounced, as I recall, along the lines of Ginjashveelee. His peak FIDE chess rating was 2595, but most of the time at the tournaments that I worked he played for draws then ran off to poker rooms to play for money.

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torakiyoshi December 24 2017, 00:28:31 UTC
You have to have a good, wry sense of humor when you speak a language like Russian. :)

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