Clark Kent being a dumbass.
[September 23, 2002]
(OOC: Clark is farmboyck, Sophie is snowwhitesophie, and yep, it's AU. I also apologize for hurting any Lana's feelings, but this is early season 2 Chloe, Lana is not her favorite person right now. Also, this takes place in September.)
10:45:17 PM Chloe: Hey Clark
10:45:23 PM Clark: Hi
10:46:11 PM Chloe: What are you doing?
10:46:54 PM Chloe: Claaark?
10:47:06 PM Clark: Hm, nothing, I was, Lana was just here
10:47:19 PM Chloe: Lana? What was she doing there?
10:47:29 PM Clark: She just needed help with some things...
10:48:13 PM Chloe: I'm sure she did. Listen, I need the article on the random locker searches for tomorrow, do you have it?
10:48:26 PM Clark: Hm, not yet.
10:49:00 PM Chloe: CLARK! I have a deadline, you know? That's my headline, I need to make the layout tomorrow so I can send it of to the printer.
10:49:10 PM Clark: I'm working on it, Chlo...
10:49:42 PM Chloe: No, you're not, you're daydreaming about Lana. What did she need anyway?
10:50:14 PM Clark: She's, hm, she's reopening the Talon, she needs help with some things.
10:58:07 PM Chloe: And of course you are running around like her puppy dog doing everything she wants you to.
10:58:23 PM Clark: Chloe... that's mean.
10:58:36 PM Chloe: It's true, Clark.
10:58:53 PM Clark: Lana is nice
10:59:08 PM Chloe: You mean she's nice when she needs something and makes you do it for her?
10:59:17 PM Clark: She doesn't make me do anything...
11:00:04 PM Chloe: She treats you like her servant, Clark.
11:00:48 PM Clark: She doesn't. I think she's starting to notice me, I'm taking her to the dance.
11:00:57 PM Chloe: YOU ARE WHAT?
11:01:11 PM Clark: Homecoming dance?
11:01:43 PM Chloe: I know what dance it is, Clark? But what about SOPHIE? You know, the girl you were MAKING OUT WITH ON SATURDAY???
11:02:36 PM Clark: Oh, I... I'm just taking Lana because she, well Whitney is not here, she was upset.
11:03:01 PM Chloe: She was upset? Can you imagine how upset SOPHIE will be when she finds out you are not taking HER?
11:03:15 PM Clark: It's not like that, Chloe...
11:03:34 PM Chloe: Like hell it isn't! I can't believe you, Clark, you're such an asshole.
11:03:45 PM Clark: Chloe...
11:04:04 PM Chloe: Don't Chloe me! That article better be on my email by tomorrow morning.
11:04:18 PM Chloe: Chloe is now offline.
(OOC: Clark is farmboyck, Sophie is snowwhitesophie, and yep, it's AU. I also apologize for hurting any Lana's feelings, but this is early season 2 Chloe, Lana is not her favorite person right now. Also, this takes place in September.)
10:45:17 PM Chloe: Hey Clark
10:45:23 PM Clark: Hi
10:46:11 PM Chloe: What are you doing?
10:46:54 PM Chloe: Claaark?
10:47:06 PM Clark: Hm, nothing, I was, Lana was just here
10:47:19 PM Chloe: Lana? What was she doing there?
10:47:29 PM Clark: She just needed help with some things...
10:48:13 PM Chloe: I'm sure she did. Listen, I need the article on the random locker searches for tomorrow, do you have it?
10:48:26 PM Clark: Hm, not yet.
10:49:00 PM Chloe: CLARK! I have a deadline, you know? That's my headline, I need to make the layout tomorrow so I can send it of to the printer.
10:49:10 PM Clark: I'm working on it, Chlo...
10:49:42 PM Chloe: No, you're not, you're daydreaming about Lana. What did she need anyway?
10:50:14 PM Clark: She's, hm, she's reopening the Talon, she needs help with some things.
10:58:07 PM Chloe: And of course you are running around like her puppy dog doing everything she wants you to.
10:58:23 PM Clark: Chloe... that's mean.
10:58:36 PM Chloe: It's true, Clark.
10:58:53 PM Clark: Lana is nice
10:59:08 PM Chloe: You mean she's nice when she needs something and makes you do it for her?
10:59:17 PM Clark: She doesn't make me do anything...
11:00:04 PM Chloe: She treats you like her servant, Clark.
11:00:48 PM Clark: She doesn't. I think she's starting to notice me, I'm taking her to the dance.
11:00:57 PM Chloe: YOU ARE WHAT?
11:01:11 PM Clark: Homecoming dance?
11:01:43 PM Chloe: I know what dance it is, Clark? But what about SOPHIE? You know, the girl you were MAKING OUT WITH ON SATURDAY???
11:02:36 PM Clark: Oh, I... I'm just taking Lana because she, well Whitney is not here, she was upset.
11:03:01 PM Chloe: She was upset? Can you imagine how upset SOPHIE will be when she finds out you are not taking HER?
11:03:15 PM Clark: It's not like that, Chloe...
11:03:34 PM Chloe: Like hell it isn't! I can't believe you, Clark, you're such an asshole.
11:03:45 PM Clark: Chloe...
11:04:04 PM Chloe: Don't Chloe me! That article better be on my email by tomorrow morning.
11:04:18 PM Chloe: Chloe is now offline.