Ode to Callherblondie & picspam rec.
Have you ever stumbled across a Live Journal that made you weep with envy? Callherblondie is the new goddess of my idolatry. I've built a pagan shrine to her greatness. This woman doesn't just write GLORIOUS fanfic ...oh no ...she also recaps episodes with deft snark. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard...some type of compensation is in order. (yes ...I abuse the ellipsis ...with pride)
Things I Would Offer Callherblondie:
1) My first born ...not exactly a sacrifice. I'm the type who would eat her young. I've heard it's the thought that counts.
2) My employee discount = 40% off at Zappos! Nothing says worship like discounted couture.
3) My *scary worn* copy of the Sark/Syd bank heist aka BeautifulBadass reclaims former glory. Okay, I'm lying. I couldn't part with this tape. I'm sure the goddess would never require such a cruel sacrifice.
Now that everyone is wondering why I posted this odd little tribute *and probably questioning my sexuality* ...
Thus endeth the rave.
Okay ...I know she posted this journal entry over two years ago but I don't care ...
http://sarkastic.livejournal.com/249055.html
BEST.FRICKIN.TRIBUTE.EVER! ...embrace the pretty ...try not to disturb your roommates when the captions cause you to choke with laughter.