The C-Store here really needs to stock better stuff... I bought a box of animal crackers, the box said "do not eat if seal is broken." I opened it up and sure enough... all the other animals were fine but that damnded seal...

I just saw this great new documentery. It was called, Innuendo: the Italian suppository story.

I highly recomend it for everyone to see...

so, tori spent most of last night talking to everyone’s favorite blast from the past Timothy, and apparently, although i didn't know it then, Mr. Nieder. now tori maintains that she is feeling all sorts of closure and relief and a multitude of other warm fuzzy feelings about the whole thing and doesn't seem to understand why the entire thing ( Read more... )

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go here and watch the trailer and bask the in almighty glory that is Douglas Adams and what is sure to be a lousy adaptation of his amazing piece of liteature. But I don't care it will still be amazing damn it, if nothing else because I said so...

everyone should read this, because tori is weird, and has weird friends...

Crystal is getting married...I'm not sure what I feel about that. For those of you who don't know, Crystal is what I suppose would be called my 'first love.' Well, I thought I was in love, she wasn't so sure. Regardless she was the main reason that I pulled my nose out of a book long enough to look around and see that there is a world out there ( Read more... )

I have a question, largely philosophical in nature but having a very important real world application. If some educational bureaucracy were to make a significant snafu (as bureaucracies tend to do) involving some important aspect of you records, say spontaneously dropping you from a class, a bio class perhaps, for no apparent reason, would it not ( Read more... )

okay all you brilliant scholars out there. what basic tennat of scientific inquary is described here:

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate"

If you don't know and just Google it don't ruin it for the rest of the world...

So, having just returned from a fabulous week on the gorgeous gulf of California with Tori and many of Tori's family and family friends I return to my humble dorm flat to find good news, then some bad news that turned out to be good news.

Good news number one:My mailbox was positively brimming (which is always a lovely feeling). I have received ( Read more... )