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[torispark]

Stolen from musicallum who stole it from bites_the_sunIf you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often), please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE

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[abi_w]

Remember that time we strapped ourselves together and took a bungee jump off the tower of London? Firstly, it took me several lather, rinse, repeats to get Ben sick out of my hair and secondly, shoe laces do not make a safe bungee cord.

[torispark]

YES! I remember slapping you for touching my girly parts.

[xxspacegrrrlxx]

Remember that time we went backpacking through Europe?
I don't wanna say how you paid for our room and board, but...well, let's just say it was something slooty.
Great times!

[torispark]

Ot was awesome!

As for the payment method-
I figured that, since you do it for fun all the time, I'd make you do it for moneya few times, too.

[heylula]

Remember that weekend when we were completely broke and spent our last combined dollar on a lottery ticket and we won $50? I don't remember who's idea it was to spend half on cheap booze and ramen noodles but throwing $25 in change at your neighbor's house was great.

[torispark]

What you don't know isthat she threw those $25 back and I spent them on shoes. :/
Pink shoes.

[applesnoranges]

I remember you owing me fifty dollars!

Paypal me, cunt!

I just saw this ahdsadhahsahdjsad

[torispark]

Hm, yeah?

I'm gonna report you to the feds for annoying me online. Oh, and for ripping me off for $20 to "buy food" and then you bought shoes it that! Ugly shoes, at that. Criminal!

[_hiddenplace]

sex last night was great.

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one word, though: rubber.

[torispark]

Yes it was! You need to be more gentle with that strap-on, though. Or better yet, don't!