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[tornadiclove91]

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

You know, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

People are more opposed to fur because it's safer to harass rich

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....woW

[demigougic]

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"

Where do you get this stuff? xD