It was a lie when they smiled and said, "you won't feel a thing"
Because working for 8 hours sucks....
Stole this from riorhapsody who stole it from the amazing so_pseudogoth.
Body: The Ology....
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island or Salad Cream
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I don't know. They all kinda suck. And I've never been to a Taco Bell before...
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? It's a little Chinese place that has no name. It's a pretty little hidden hotel/restaruant that only a few people know about.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Usually just over 10% roughly. Unless its been a really shit/good server. Then I change as appropriate.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? Ice Cream. lol.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Chicken, sweet corn and green peppers.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Butter, but only if it's gonna melt right into the toast. Sometimes jam too.
Q. What is your favorite chewing gum right now? The After Coffee gum I get from Starbucks.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? 63
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? Over 100.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? J and J by famineghost
Q. How many toilets are in your house? 3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Q. What's your best feature? My ears. What! They are! Maybe my hands too. And I kinda like my scars.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Appendix, tonsils and a crayon I stuck up my nose. I was three.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Probably taste...or smell.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? Ummm...dunno. A few months? The only thing I really go to the dentist for is the evil of Wisdom Teeth.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last? My bed. It's a fucking double bed base and it's heavy as fuck!
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah. A few times actually.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Yeah. That way I can kill the people I want to kill before I die, since I'm gonna die anyway.
Q. Is love for real? Yeah, I guess.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I used to want to change my name, but I really don't think I would now, I don't know what I'd change it too.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Black. Red...Blue and maybe green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Umm...blue-tac. Paper. My teeth a few times....I ate a key one time to annoy my brother. Joke was on me since they had to remove it surgically.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? No
Q. Has someone ever saved yours? Does a Dr count? I've flat lined before during a surgery and...they hit me with the padels.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yeah, why not.
Q. Would you eat live roaches for $200,000? ...Can I dip them in sauce?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? OMG! No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Not enough money.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? If it was tasteful, yeah.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? If I knew I'd be able to get away with it, or it was someone I really hated...yeah.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? Nothing at all.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? It okay.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand. Who the fuck sits? - I agree with Catt.
Q: Could you live with roommates? yeah...to an extent.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Oh God, like 20 or something.
Q: Where were you born? Cameron, North Carolina.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? March 2007
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? No Clue.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8? My Space? Maria.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 4, 13
Q: Color? Black [I know, it's a shade] and Orange.
Q: Season? Fall/Autumn
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? Loo.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Baby Joeshp's Christening.
Q: What's the last movie you saw? 10 Things I Hate About You
Q: Do you smile often? No.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do? Go and write something I hope.
You know, I think that working on Sunday's is detrimental to my health. Or at least my sanity.
Stole this from riorhapsody who stole it from the amazing so_pseudogoth.
Body: The Ology....
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island or Salad Cream
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I don't know. They all kinda suck. And I've never been to a Taco Bell before...
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? It's a little Chinese place that has no name. It's a pretty little hidden hotel/restaruant that only a few people know about.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? Usually just over 10% roughly. Unless its been a really shit/good server. Then I change as appropriate.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? Ice Cream. lol.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Chicken, sweet corn and green peppers.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? Butter, but only if it's gonna melt right into the toast. Sometimes jam too.
Q. What is your favorite chewing gum right now? The After Coffee gum I get from Starbucks.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? 63
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? Over 100.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? J and J by famineghost
Q. How many toilets are in your house? 3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right
Q. What's your best feature? My ears. What! They are! Maybe my hands too. And I kinda like my scars.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Appendix, tonsils and a crayon I stuck up my nose. I was three.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Probably taste...or smell.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? Ummm...dunno. A few months? The only thing I really go to the dentist for is the evil of Wisdom Teeth.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last? My bed. It's a fucking double bed base and it's heavy as fuck!
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Yeah. A few times actually.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Yeah. That way I can kill the people I want to kill before I die, since I'm gonna die anyway.
Q. Is love for real? Yeah, I guess.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I used to want to change my name, but I really don't think I would now, I don't know what I'd change it too.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Black. Red...Blue and maybe green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Umm...blue-tac. Paper. My teeth a few times....I ate a key one time to annoy my brother. Joke was on me since they had to remove it surgically.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? No
Q. Has someone ever saved yours? Does a Dr count? I've flat lined before during a surgery and...they hit me with the padels.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yeah, why not.
Q. Would you eat live roaches for $200,000? ...Can I dip them in sauce?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? OMG! No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? Not enough money.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? If it was tasteful, yeah.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? If I knew I'd be able to get away with it, or it was someone I really hated...yeah.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? Nothing at all.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? It okay.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? Stand. Who the fuck sits? - I agree with Catt.
Q: Could you live with roommates? yeah...to an extent.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Oh God, like 20 or something.
Q: Where were you born? Cameron, North Carolina.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? March 2007
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? No Clue.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8? My Space? Maria.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 4, 13
Q: Color? Black [I know, it's a shade] and Orange.
Q: Season? Fall/Autumn
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? Loo.
Q: What can you not wait to do? Baby Joeshp's Christening.
Q: What's the last movie you saw? 10 Things I Hate About You
Q: Do you smile often? No.
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do? Go and write something I hope.
You know, I think that working on Sunday's is detrimental to my health. Or at least my sanity.