Emo Phillips

[tornpantyhose]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God

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[megyal]

LOLOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUEEE

[tornpantyhose]

That joke right there was voted the funniest religious joke of all time.

And I am inclined to agree. The Baptist Church has more flavors than Baskin Robbins.