Umm...help?

[tornprinceharry]

The resident Slytherin Minions are being a bit odd...they want to cuddle with me. Both of them. Now, I'm not the smallest guy in the world, but honestly! They'd crush me! Not to mention the fact that I'd rather cuddle with someone else. Perhaps the resident Slytherin Leader could encourage them to cuddle with each other and thus solve my

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[thug_a_luv]

We're not being odd, Harry! We're being happy!!! I already told Draco that he can be on top so that he doesn't go squishy. You can do the same thing! Oooh! You can both be on top! Then everyone would be happy together! It will be a cuddly party! Hooray!

[tornprinceharry]

Um, sorry, Goyle, I don't think I can come to your cuddly party. I'm all the way up in Gryffindor, remember?

[thug_a_luv]

Crabbe and I can come get you!

[tornprinceharry]

No, no you'll get in trouble. And we can't have that.