Right...

[tornprinceharry]

Right then. So. Snape is a perv, apparently. A perv with goodies. I'm not worried though. He can't find me here in the cupboard. Er...right? Anyway. Any suggestions on how to avoid him at school will be greatly appreciated

Comments

[glower_power1]

I am not a perv, Potter! I may have goodies but that does not make me a perv! I will be forced to assign you more detentions if you do not cease your unfounded insults and attacks of my character!
An eyebrow ring would suit you quite nicely...

[tornprinceharry]

Unfounded! Unfounded?! Right then, I must be crazy. So sorry, Professor.

And I did not need to know that...

[glower_power1]

Ah, at last an apology from you, Potter.
I'm just offering my professional opinion.

[tornprinceharry]

Professional opinion my arse...

[notaknowitall]

Harry, is it just me or are the Slytherins acting weirdly... They're complimenting you.

[tornprinceharry]

The only one acting weirdly is Snape. Really, Hermione, I'm afraid to go back to school!

[notaknowitall]

Wait... Maybe he's acting so happy because he got the DADA teaching job.

In which case, I think I shall transfer to France immediately.

[tornprinceharry]

Take me with you? I think I need to go for more than one reason.

[_blaising]

No, I don't think I'll avoid that conversation with the kid Weasley, thank you. My, Potter, but you have grown! Not that I can blame you, really. Draco Malfoy is a sex god, after all.

[tornprinceharry]

Right. You weren't supposed to see that.

[_blaising]

You know I have a habit of butting in, Harry, dear.

And it does answer my questions about your sexual preference...

[tornprinceharry]

Not necessarily! I could just be a greedy bastard and want it all, you know.