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[torque_spackey]

If you don't know what a cappuccino is, don't fucking order one. There is decidedly a difference between a latte and a cappuccino. Don't taste it and tell me it has no flavor - you're drinking two inches of foam, it doesn't have much of a flavor. Don't tell me it tastes like shit. It tastes like coffee and milk, because that's what it is. Don'

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[alivemagdolene]

Madam, I think you would enjoy greatly this Cracked article I found (the link goes to the paste in my journal so you don't have the ads).

I always regret that I worked in retail instead of food service so I couldn't spit in anyone's food. 'Cause from what you're saying, that would have been downright glorious to do.

[_lady_vanilla_]

Ughhhhh the amounts of time I used to get that working in a café was ridiculous. You should submit a few stories to notalwaysright.com - they have some real doozies. =)

[torque_spackey]

I also hold similar contempt for people who order a "skinny" anything. Just say skim, you dumb whore.