Fandoms as bed mates meme
copypasteded from toxictattoo -
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
*sigh* Gankutsuou. *sigh* I tell you what, when I met Tokyo Babylon I thought she messed me up really bad, but after G? I understood it was all kindergarten games. *gloomy sip o'whiskey*
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
Bleach. I kind of miss her, she's so rad...gotta phone her again, er, someday.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy.
*bitterly* Dude, I would've been fucking happy if she was fucking crazy! Nuffrong with being crazy, but she turned a fucking babbling idiot! And yeah, "Dark Tower", that's indeed about you. >:P
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town.
Gantz. Cool chick, scary though. Shoulda phone her again...well, er, some day.
Oh, and Utena, how could I forget Utena? I remember them good ol' times...mind you, I couldn't understand the half of what she was babbling about most of the time, but she has so much style it didn't really bother me. So pretty, too...and those almost unpredictable radical mood swings...and the way she talked made you see erotic subtext everywhere and then you were left all confused whether she really meant what you thought she meant...and nobody could pull contradictions such as being sweet and menacing, cynical and naive, comical and melodramatic at the same time as she could...man, I really miss her. Gotta dig up her phone number. *dreamy smile*
The steady.
Saint Seiya. I might already tattoo her name somewhere on a visible body part, by now I'm totally sure I won't be needin' to eradicate it, ever. And Discworld, too, although I don't talk about her too often, but that's just because she's like air - so vital you don't bother to mention her but the lack of hits you instantly and bad. *nods*
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
Full Metal Alchemist. I had a serious crush on her, but she turned out to be really smart and mysterious and deep and intelligent...I couldn't muster enough courage to hit on someone so wholesomely brilliant and decided to worship her quietly and from afar.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Kyou Kara Maou, like totally.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere.
Hm, I'd say Weiss Kreuz, only she's not cool at all, but goofy. And there's "Song of Ice and Fire" too, now that one seems cool indeed, only she's a bit too fat and one needs to get used to her style, which is either sophisticated or dull, I haven't decided yet.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, "Her? how the hell did she land all these cool guys?"
Saaaayy...*yaaaaaawn*...uki. Really dudes, what did you find in her? Not only she's fucking ugly, she's boring like hell too! Also, Yami No Matsuei. Now, she's gorgeous, that I won't deny, but such a sentimental idiot that no looks can compensate for.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom he keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for him except you just know it's going to end badly.
Fucking Harry Potter, the cheapest, filthiest, most disgusting boyfriend-stealing whore around. She's no good to nobody! :E
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
*sigh* Gankutsuou. I love her and hate her at the same time, am obsessed with her from here to eternity...but sometimes I wish I've never met her at all. *sighs, finishes whiskey, puts fedora on, exits*
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
*sigh* Gankutsuou. *sigh* I tell you what, when I met Tokyo Babylon I thought she messed me up really bad, but after G? I understood it was all kindergarten games. *gloomy sip o'whiskey*
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
Bleach. I kind of miss her, she's so rad...gotta phone her again, er, someday.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy.
*bitterly* Dude, I would've been fucking happy if she was fucking crazy! Nuffrong with being crazy, but she turned a fucking babbling idiot! And yeah, "Dark Tower", that's indeed about you. >:P
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town.
Gantz. Cool chick, scary though. Shoulda phone her again...well, er, some day.
Oh, and Utena, how could I forget Utena? I remember them good ol' times...mind you, I couldn't understand the half of what she was babbling about most of the time, but she has so much style it didn't really bother me. So pretty, too...and those almost unpredictable radical mood swings...and the way she talked made you see erotic subtext everywhere and then you were left all confused whether she really meant what you thought she meant...and nobody could pull contradictions such as being sweet and menacing, cynical and naive, comical and melodramatic at the same time as she could...man, I really miss her. Gotta dig up her phone number. *dreamy smile*
The steady.
Saint Seiya. I might already tattoo her name somewhere on a visible body part, by now I'm totally sure I won't be needin' to eradicate it, ever. And Discworld, too, although I don't talk about her too often, but that's just because she's like air - so vital you don't bother to mention her but the lack of hits you instantly and bad. *nods*
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
Full Metal Alchemist. I had a serious crush on her, but she turned out to be really smart and mysterious and deep and intelligent...I couldn't muster enough courage to hit on someone so wholesomely brilliant and decided to worship her quietly and from afar.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Kyou Kara Maou, like totally.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool chick except it's never really gone anywhere.
Hm, I'd say Weiss Kreuz, only she's not cool at all, but goofy. And there's "Song of Ice and Fire" too, now that one seems cool indeed, only she's a bit too fat and one needs to get used to her style, which is either sophisticated or dull, I haven't decided yet.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, "Her? how the hell did she land all these cool guys?"
Saaaayy...*yaaaaaawn*...uki. Really dudes, what did you find in her? Not only she's fucking ugly, she's boring like hell too! Also, Yami No Matsuei. Now, she's gorgeous, that I won't deny, but such a sentimental idiot that no looks can compensate for.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom he keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for him except you just know it's going to end badly.
Fucking Harry Potter, the cheapest, filthiest, most disgusting boyfriend-stealing whore around. She's no good to nobody! :E
The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.
*sigh* Gankutsuou. I love her and hate her at the same time, am obsessed with her from here to eternity...but sometimes I wish I've never met her at all. *sighs, finishes whiskey, puts fedora on, exits*