ok time for round two and my goat moomin has literally just left me I DONT KNOW HOW IM GOING TO COPE
WHO COULD THIS BE?
...no
I'LL JUST PUNCH MY WAY THROUGH THE PUZZLES
naww
I love this
it is pretty easy to forget that we're supposed to be a child
Also I'm gonna call our protag T from now on, it feels weird to call a 3rd person Torra haha. WHY DIDNT I THINK MY NAMES THROUGH
Toriel always sounds so formal when she picks up at first.
proof that T DOES actually talk
Toriel youre such a dork
CREEPY EYES THERE
T is just really bored. ENTERTAIN ME
no give me more variations of hello, i want more
hahaha I like that she calls you up on this. To be fair you only gave us one thing which was a cell phone that only has your number in, what ELSE could I do in this situation
IM GONNA GO PUNCH THOSE LEAVES GOOD
aaa
so when you get attacked, the screen goes black and your little red heart cursor flashes up where your sprite was standing
AAHH NO A FROG FROGGIT
this time the real battle music plays which is called An Enemy Approaches! I always felt bad doing the "bad" options, but I'm not sure if it actually affects anything?
your legs look good enough to eat
no seriously i have nothing frog puns wise
GREAT! if only real life was so easy
FLIRT WITH EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
the frog kind of hops which i tried to capture but
ended up getting hurt instead WELL DONE ME
just flirt with all the monsters until they are either too uncomfortable or too in love with you to want to fight
thats kind of how undertale works
this is the only response she'll give from now on
you're too sweet for this world Toriel
so tell me about yourself, how did a dame like you get in a dump like this *wink*
I think it was this point in my first playthrough that REALLY made me love Toriel. Like oh my god Toriel stop being so damn adorable
*winking intensifies*
DONT CODDLE ME
BUT I WANT YOU
and then if you press flirt again this bit comes up
like first time Toriel just thought you were being cute and now she's just getting back to being concerned
OUCH
this actually hurt me first time, I was like :O goat-mom called me pathetic???? :<
I can just imagine T saying in this monotone "Hi mom" and Toriel is just freaking out
I mean T you've been here all what like five minutes
unless T was just being sarcastic "yes mom I am still by the leaves god"
Then I reloaded because I missed this bit...
This is what happens if you do "call mom" and then "flirt"
SO MUCH CONCERN FOR YOU
FIGHT ME
lol
whimsun just flutters over all nervously without seeing you and then when you're there is just like AAAA
you know when to spare the monsters as their name comes up yellow, literally straight away whimsun is like JUST PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
T is all pull yourself together man >(
damn where did I get that quote from, that sounds familiar
BUTTERFLIES ATTACK
or just flutter next to me yknow whatever
ITLL BE OK
naww :< i dont think we can ever help whimsuns
already the game telling you DONT FIGHT AND KILL THE MONSTERS
whats in here
oooo
YES
I accidentally deleted the next screen but it was basically telling you to use C to check your items which i know already, but BEFORE THAT
this isnt me reloading, its just the same message
T has good morals
even if YOU dont player
hahahaha
i like this but it also made me feel bad at the same time so I RELOADED AGAIN
this is our candy!
i really hate licorice. its one of the grossest sweets I can think of
we came across licorice root the other day, and how people can go around chewing on that I don't know. Does it taste similar to sweet licorice? I imagine its less sweet
anyway lets go! T doing an adorable little march here. We mean BUSINESS
UGH
waa im sorry
froggits also attack with flies too. nothing too hard to deal with
well this floor looks sturdy
damn it
lucky this patch of leaves was here! and in the exact same shape as the uneven flooring!
puzzle SOLVED
idk if that really counts as a puzzle though
how did we even get out of here anyway, is this like a vent or a drain or something, what is this
YES A PUZZLE!
i'll solve this on my own mom
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
i literally walked one step toriel
yes
im not actually a big cinnamon fan, but I COULD NEVER TELL TORIEL THIS
T probably just like "yeah whatever cinnamons fine"
BACK TO PUZZLES
HMMM
all right
UGH
GO AWAY
T just being like SHOO SHOO
damn it i feel bad again now
IM SORRY
anyway back to pushing the rock
EVERY PUZZLE HAS AN ANSWER
cool
more drain vents
HMM
awesome
youre not the boss of me sign
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
oh damn it
moldsmal's are some of my faves
already you can just spare them straight off because they dont wanna fight you
hahahahahahahahaha
so totally unthreatening
plus both of your options with moldsmals are GOOD options. which is just great
Is there fan art of this somewhere?
there is! credit to nagagunk on tumblr I kind of like how this is an actual "fight" and its literally us just lying down with the quiet bubbling jelly. Also just a heads up, can't guarantee the link is spoiler-free, in case you haven't played through UT before. :D
we've literally just met, i-i don't know if im ready *blushes*
moldsmals attacks are like one big dot which bursts out into small little dots. I guess like its firing seeds or something? idk. either way I was pretty rubbish and kept getting hit hahah
IM IN WITH A CHANCE
FLIRT WITH ANYTHING AND ANYONE
don't judge our chemistry undertale
DURP
HOW DO I DODGE
THATS ENOUGH OF THAT
hahahahahaha
I fell down a lot here. DAMN IT. Obviously you have to follow the pattern of the route below that didn't have leaves on, but I would get it like a square out or something
IN YOUR FACE PUZZLE
hmmm i surely wont need to use these rocks for anything
i also assume we can't swim? As water isn't THAT much of a deterrent. Either that or T is just like lol no im not getting my clothes wet for a stupid puzzle
OK ONE ROCK DOWN
I totally thought it was the middle rock who gave me grief but nope
thanks for the condescension I really appreciate it rock
sigh
I figured I might as well do this rock while I'm here.
*long exhale*
oh my god rock you are killing me
yes thank you so much
>(
T doesn't want to have to deal with this shit
By getting you to stay STATIONARY on a switch? come on rock surely you would know how these things work by now. UNLESS YOURE JUST PLAYING ME damn it I totally got played by a rock
totally got played
rock - 1
me - 0
rock playfully decides to move, T gets spiked
GAME OVER
aaaa
theres only so much sexy wiggling one person can take!!
SAVE POINT!
I didn't take a cap of my play time as it was embarrasingly long. But that's enough for today. Hopefully next time we'll make it out of the ruins and hopefully see more puzzles on the way? (Spoilers there are totally more puzzles). YES!