23 :: [Accidental Voice]

Aug 19, 2010 10:34

...you want me to cook for you.

...

. . .

THE HELL KIND OF POWER TRIP DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON?!

VOOOOOIII!

Get someone else to do it cause that is not in my fucking job description. So let's go over this once again, shall we? I am the boss of the Varia not You. You are the son of the Ninth and not my boss until the old man kicks it ( Read more... )

get your own damn food, varia boss right here, au event, voooii, me not you, get a haircut and get a real job, key words

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[voice] sort of placeholdery? starboard_side August 19 2010, 16:58:06 UTC
We're having problems I take it, my one-handed enemy?

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[voice] sure thing^^ torrenziale August 19 2010, 18:51:16 UTC
[Oh. It's you. Have a glare, you swashbuckling nuisance. (and please ignore my lack of appropriate icons XD)]

...It's nothing I can't handle, I'm sure. What's it to you?

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[voice] starboard_side August 19 2010, 20:20:34 UTC
Ha! I like that. Handling, and all. And really, it's nothing to me; personally, I just prefer my waking hours to have less angry screaming in them.

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[voice] torrenziale August 19 2010, 20:32:50 UTC
Ha, ha, ha.

VOOOII! Then I suggest you get used to disappointment.

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[voice] pfft_scumbag August 19 2010, 19:02:22 UTC
[Xanxus, who is standing in the kitchen, and is quite concentrated on the sauce for his spaghetti bolognese, cringes when Squalo's too-loud voice is coming through the diary.

He cringes so much that he spills some of the sauce on his shirt, and the combination of that with Squalo saying he's the Varia's boss ticks him off a bit. And the Ninth? Son of the Ninth? Oh that...fuck.]

Ah.

[Xanxus approaches the diary.]

Get downstairs.

[He sounds really calm and collected but man, he's livid]

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[voice -> action] torrenziale August 19 2010, 19:11:32 UTC
[Squalo snorts. But he goes downstairs anyway because he's ready for a face off.]

Whaaaat? Not even a please?

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[action] pfft_scumbag August 19 2010, 19:21:12 UTC
[Xanxus is still in the kitchen and he's busy stirring the sauce again, keeping an eye on the water. He looks so very calm, and he's so very not calm at this point.]

What the fuck happened to your hair?

[There's a sound of Xanxus putting the spoon down and grabbing the peppermill. He is not going to bring up the Ninth.]

You are the boss of nothing, scum.

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[action] torrenziale August 19 2010, 19:33:26 UTC
[Squalo gives Xanxus an odd look, but otherwise ignores the hair comment. There was nothing different about his hair. He leans against the wall and watches Xanxus cook.]

Funny. Cause actually, I am. I earned my place. You're the one still waiting in the wings.

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[Voice] thebossdaughter August 19 2010, 20:05:13 UTC
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!

[Not as loud as Squalo's but it's not as if she is actually trying to, she is just mocking him.]

Squ-qu, when are you going to get through your tiny brain that your job depends on my dad? Learn some respect already you dimwit! And go get me something cute from the stores, there aren't enough cute and chic things in my room.

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[Voice] torrenziale August 19 2010, 20:21:08 UTC
[Squ-qu? ...Squ-qu? Oh HELL no! That is not gonna fly.]

Very funny, Mammon. VOOOII quit messing around before my sword cuts you back down to size. I'm not in the mood for your games.

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[Voice] thebossdaughter August 19 2010, 20:31:41 UTC
[Well, him not obbeying isn't something new. He's just stupid like that, to not do as the boss' daughter tells him to do, she has as much of authority as her father! So long as her father doesn't say otherwise... That 'Mammon' thing is new, though.]

Eeeeh? You finally got retard after so many hits to your head? Who is Mammon?

And you wouldn't dare to raise your stick at me. You know very well my dad will blast you if you try that. He doesn't frigging want to have more children, even I know that!

[And she doesn't complain. After all it means she gets no competition and he actually has to worry about her enough to keep her alive unless he wants the Vongola going to the hands of some distant relative. Which he doesn't want.]

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[Voice] torrenziale August 19 2010, 20:52:14 UTC
[Fiiiine. He'll play along, a little bit, for now.] You, dumbass! You're Mammon.

[He laughs because he is totally clueless about her background. He's pretty sure she's just pulling some stupid joke.] And why the hell should I care about your father?

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[voice] kickinabout August 19 2010, 20:22:36 UTC
[What?! This doesn't fit with what she saw at all.]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

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[voice] torrenziale August 19 2010, 20:25:41 UTC
...VOI! The hell are you on about, brat?

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[voice] kickinabout August 19 2010, 20:38:46 UTC
What do you think?

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[voice] torrenziale August 19 2010, 20:53:20 UTC
[patience running thin....] WHY WOULD I ASK IF I ALREADY KNEW?!

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redhairedknight August 21 2010, 01:05:56 UTC
So you're the boss now? When did that happen?

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torrenziale August 22 2010, 15:29:36 UTC
...Et tu, Erza? Et tu? [He huffs though answers the second question since she wouldn't know.] You'd think after some eight-odd years he'd be used to the way things work.

So what's with the new look?

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