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15 :: Sounds Like a Love Note? [Voice/Action]

Feb 22, 2010 09:47

[In response to this : Squalo is sitting on the front porch of House 9 and is absolutely livid. He has been stewing for a good couple of days now over his missing sword. That someone was able to steal it without his knowing is a HUGE blow to his ego. So much so that making a public announcement about it is the last thing he wants to do. And no. ( Read more... )

i hate you all, i am calm dammit, slice them to ribbons, urge to kill, psa, event, maybe i don't hate all of you, not even a voooii, where's my sword

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[Voice] redhairedknight February 22 2010, 19:04:09 UTC

Did you ask anyone who you live with, if you are living with anyone, if they saw anything?

[Normally, Erza wouldn't respond to Squalo, but lawbreaking cannot be tolerated in her eyes.]

Also, good to hear that you aren't yelling and screaming about this. I might have been wrong about you; I figured you were the type to scream over every little thing.

[Voice] torrenziale February 22 2010, 19:40:36 UTC

[He's seething. Just seething. Ordinarily he would have shouted at Erza to mind her own business, but for some reason he doesn't. She seems sort of...helpful.]

...No. They're not yet completely ruled out as culprits. [Yeah, he's looking at you Mammon and Belphegor.]

Voi! And I don't yell at everything, thanks.

[Voice] redhairedknight February 22 2010, 20:31:25 UTC

If that's the case, why don't you try to find out whether or not they did it? It's not like you're trying to hide the fact that your sword's missing, seeing as you just informed everybody about it. [She pauses briefly. She feels nervous, but that can't be it. She's never nervous, aside from when she was back home, near Gerard... No, she refuses to think about that.] Maybe I could help. I specialize in getting people to cooperate, one way or another. I can keep a guild of a couple hundred people in line, so however many people you're living with shouldn't be a problem.

And how did you expect me to know that? The only time I've ever seen you, you were yelling about being called a geezer, yelling whenever you attacked, and yelling when you got bored!

[Voice] torrenziale February 22 2010, 20:56:09 UTC

Snap judgments, Red. They're never a good thing. [So says the hypocrite.]

...Cooperate, huh? [He laughs and it surprises him that it doesn't come out as taunting. Then he clears his throat.] The two I'm thinking of might prove to be more of a challenge than a couple hundred guild members.

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kickinabout February 22 2010, 19:20:18 UTC

That's pretty creative.

torrenziale February 22 2010, 19:42:50 UTC

I'm just getting started, brat.

Who're you?

kickinabout February 22 2010, 19:48:03 UTC

Not a brat, for starters.

torrenziale February 22 2010, 19:51:01 UTC

Prove me wrong.

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[Voice] mog_summoner February 22 2010, 20:01:24 UTC

Woow, you must really love your sword!

[Voice] torrenziale February 22 2010, 20:06:11 UTC

Voi, that's not...That's not point! [Except it kinda is. He does really love that sword.]

[Voice] mog_summoner February 22 2010, 20:08:17 UTC

Well if you didn't, you wouldn't make threats like that.

[Voice] torrenziale February 22 2010, 20:41:24 UTC

Hn. [You and your logic. And to deflect attention....]

Yeah? You sure about that? I might.

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vipermirage February 22 2010, 21:13:44 UTC

Mu~?

How did it happen? Were you thinking about changing it for a baseball bat or something? I can help you hunt whoever it was if you pay me.

[Yeah, totally playing dumb until proved otherwise.]

torrenziale February 22 2010, 21:23:29 UTC

[Grinding his teeth at that.]

Shut. It. Mammon.

And like hell I'd pay you! I'd end up owing you my fucking soul by the end of it.

vipermirage February 22 2010, 21:42:59 UTC

Then I shall wish you good luck, I suppose. The lack of your sword may prove to be detrimental to the Varia until you, or the boss, find a replacement.

[Funny how "replacement" here plays a double role refering to both the sword or Squalo himself.]

torrenziale February 22 2010, 21:56:19 UTC

[Ha ha hahaha ha. He doesn't find that so funny, Mammon.]

VOOOOII, you do not. [Squalo gives her a suspicious, sidelong look.]

And there's no replacing - with anything! I'm getting it back.

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[filtered, vooooiice] ricketytrickery February 23 2010, 00:48:18 UTC

I like your style.

[filtered, vooooiice] lol torrenziale February 23 2010, 01:03:03 UTC

I like it too. Who the hell are you?

[filtered, vooooiice] I couldn't help it ricketytrickery February 23 2010, 01:17:27 UTC

Oh, just someone who seems to share your interests. Nice touch with the dull butter knife, by the way.

Name's Tattoi. Yours?

[filtered, vooooiice] It was perfect! torrenziale February 23 2010, 21:20:48 UTC

Squalo.

[He can't help but grin proudly at the journal.] Yeah, I thought it helped get the point across. Some people are slow on the uptake, you know.

...But common interests, huh? [A laugh and then:] Now what would they be? Voi! I'm just out to catch a thief.

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