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torrenziale

20 :: Varia Classifieds [Written/Action]

May 11, 2010 10:27

Housekeeper Position OPEN
Interviews will be held beginning at twelve noon today at Seventh Heaven
Duties and compensation to be negotiated
Faint of heart and weak-willed losers need not apply
Must like cats

[After one too many "housewife" conversations with Mammon, Squalo's decided enough is enough. He's a core member of the Varia! He doesn't ( Read more... )

come work for the mafia, no hope for advancement, where'd i put that crossword, bel's socks are dangerous, bester is a "cat", looking for grunts, great job security, help wanted

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[Written] soulbait May 12 2010, 01:18:08 UTC

[Ciel underlines "must like cats" in Squalo's announcement there before writing in below that-] Certainly an odd requirement in a servant.

[Written] torrenziale May 12 2010, 01:56:51 UTC

Clearly, you don't know the cat in question. The boss is attached to it.

[Written] soulbait May 12 2010, 16:24:30 UTC

Oh? I suppose it would be of paramount importance in that case.

[Written] torrenziale May 12 2010, 23:36:50 UTC

That'd be preferable for my own convenience.

I don't want to have to explain later that some idiot made a dumbass move and got mauled.

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couldhavedanced May 12 2010, 11:04:58 UTC

[Here comes a woman with a raincoat on...and an umbrella. If there's anyone that looks like a potential housewife, it's Emma. Only thing is, she doesn't know there's an interview. She's just coming in to get out of the rain and... ...she has a bag of cleaning supplies with her.]

torrenziale May 12 2010, 13:20:21 UTC

[What's this? She brought cleaning supplies? Squalo sits up a little straighter in his chair. This candidate looks like she'd be perfect if it weren't for the fact that she gives off the impression that a strong wind could knock her down. Then again, he was clear in his advertisement on who should not apply, and appearances can be deceiving. He'll hold off judgment for the moment.]

VOOI! You! [Squalo beckons the woman over impatiently with one hand.] Over here.

couldhavedanced May 13 2010, 16:15:41 UTC

[Oh, sweet and merciful god, why is this man yelling. She's going to look over at Squalo and kind of point at herself, then she shakes her head.] Can I...help you?

torrenziale May 13 2010, 22:58:16 UTC

[...Maybe not so bright. There's a point out of her favor. Squalo gives her a look.]

Do you see anyone else with cleaning supplies? [He gathers up his book and notepad so there is room at the table.]

Quit messing around and sit down.

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