TIRED IN THAIALND

[torsojoe]

ATTENTION ALL OLD ASIAN WOMEN: PLEASE STOP SPRAYING ME WITH YOUR VOMIT ON BUSES

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION

My bus was a 7am bus from Phnom Penh - that's 7am Asian Punctuality Time, a phenomenon that you really have to get some experience with before you can understand it. The basic rules are:

1. If you get to the bus station at 7, the

Comments

[queen_of_china]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!! Dude, that's disgusting!

I'd be bathing in Dettol after that one!

[torsojoe]

Bathe in the stuff anyway, makes me feel all dried up and wrinkley, like nana. Oh nana.

How was BANK HOLIDAY? How do I know of said BANK HOLIDAY?

[queen_of_china]

I bathe in it too!! But usually after I've hurt myself:D

Oh Alex, pray tell HOW did you know of SAID BANK HOLIDAY?

[torsojoe]

ENGLISH PEOPLE THEY SPEAK TO ME