"Lord Dracula, I truly must say your hair looks quite flamingly gay," "Of Dracs, I'm the count, hot bitches I mount, and say 'nay' to gay rolls in the hay."
There once was a vamp so fickle That he oft wound up in a pickle For his search was quite narrow He sought ethnic marrow In hopes of a meal that would sickle
I am thoroughly impressed. They say one good turn deserves another. So in honor of your rhyming skills:
M.C. Vlad could lay masterful traps, darkly enchanting vampiric raps. When in his prime He'd bust quite the rhyme, Though 'twas blood, but not ass that he'd tap
I really like this thread...yea, vampire limericks! We all should totally ditch grad school and become full time poets. So...apropos to my current station in life...
These days of bloodborne disease Have brought Alucard to his knees For his prey is a nidus To get hepatitis Which nary a vampire does please
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your hair looks quite flamingly gay,"
"Of Dracs, I'm the count,
hot bitches I mount,
and say 'nay' to gay rolls in the hay."
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who laid young men by the score.
Gave them the clap,
then sprung her trap
in a feeding frenzy of gore.
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That he oft wound up in a pickle
For his search was quite narrow
He sought ethnic marrow
In hopes of a meal that would sickle
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M.C. Vlad could lay masterful traps,
darkly enchanting vampiric raps.
When in his prime
He'd bust quite the rhyme,
Though 'twas blood, but not ass that he'd tap
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These days of bloodborne disease
Have brought Alucard to his knees
For his prey is a nidus
To get hepatitis
Which nary a vampire does please
Okay...I'm done. Excellent work y'all
PS: I love ellipses
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