Vic-toe-ria is gone! Read only if you are not sensitive to ookieness....

[toryadore]

I finally got to have my toe surgery now that I am no longer pregnant and my blood pressure is under control. I had a toe nail that was in grown last year. My children I taught kept stepping on it, and the little piece that was in grown broke off so I was able to remove it. It was a little sore, but no big deal. Problem was the children kept

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[cmjenn]

Vic-toe-ria... heheh!
sriously though, that sounds painful:( I've only broken a toe (I think at least, it was purple and the entire nail fell off) and that was bad enough.

[toryadore]

When I told the podiatrist and his nurse what I named it, the doctor had to excuse himself to the restroom. He said he had too much coffee, and the way I said the joke about naming my toe almost made him pee his pants. The nurse just laughed and then proceded to tell me he was giving me an IV for the cool drugs he was gonna give me so I could tell more funny jokes I would never remember telling them during the operation. He was a really cool nurse. I don't remember what I said. I just remember watching the clock on the wall and wishing the cool stuff he gave me would last a really long time. I was so comfy and relaxed. It was almost better than a massage! My blood pressure liked it too, but it was so low it made me really unstable and dizzy. It hurts less today, and I didn't take any Vicodin today. I had to take Michael to his first soccer practice today. The kid's a natural at it!